2014
2014 in Columbia's future:
- What will happen?
- Aliens will take over Low Library.
- McBain Hall will finally collapse due to the continual holes made by students, compromising its structural integrity. There will be no survivors.
- Pike will regain its house, only to lose it within three months due to an unfortunate incident involving a bowling pin and a pair of black lace panties.
Preceded by 2013 |
History of Columbia University 2014 |
Succeeded by 2015 |