IThief

The title of this article, iThief, begins with a capital letter due to the technical limitations of WikiCU.

The iThief, or iBandit, is the person or persons responsible for selectively robbing Columbia students of their iconic Apple products. Thefts of iPhones are more or less a national phenomenon due to the popularity of the device and its high fencibility. However, the iThief is a uniquely Columbian character, having gained notoriety in late 2011 by refusing to accept anything other than Apple devices. He stopped several muggings, sometimes at gunpoint, upon learning that his potential victims did not carry iPhones. [1]

The incidents took on additional drama due to Public Safety's clueless characterization of his loot as I-Phones, IPhones and I-phones (but never iPhones, until 2013).

The iThief has left no public clues about whether he is an Apple fanboy or hater. His moral code may result from a perception of Apple users as elitists who deserve to be mugged. He could simply have a strong aversion to Android phones, or his actions might be calculated to increase Android's market dominance over iOS. His relationship with Segata Sanshiro (a Japanese man who similarly assaults Nintendo fans on behalf of Sega) is unclear.

The iThief was a minor character in the opening scene of V118. He is currently at large.

Aborted capers

Date	Location	Loot	Notes
11/21/2011	Broadway & 114th	n/a	Demanded an iPhone; left when he was told there was no iPhone. [2]
11/12/2011	Broadway & 114th (brownstone lobby)	n/a	Gracefully returned two smartphones upon learning they were not iPhones, then left. [3]
10/25/2011	Broadway & 116th (inside Pinnacle)	15" Macbook Pro w/SSD	Grabbed a laptop, but returned it to a student when caught. in comments

Greatest capers (incomplete list)

Date	Location	Loot	Notes
11/19/2013	Riverside Dr. & 112th	unspecified model iPhone	Jumped out of the fucking bushes! [4]
10/25/2011	Broadway & 114th	unspecified model iPhone	With a partner, this time! [5]