Boredatcolumbia

Former B@B logo

Bored at Butler, or B@B, or at times Bored at Columbia (with various capitalization schemes, a choice of "at" or "@", and various domain name suffixes) is a hangout for bored people.

The website was considered to be Columbia's version of 4chan. It was "the last resort, when there's no one on aim, no one on fb, nothing new on the net." The most common word was "sex."

The website was set up by Jonathan Pappas CC '06, a Sigma Phi Epsilon brother from West Virginia. He said that the site "illustrates what many college students would say if they weren’t culturally pressured to be socially acceptable. That was the idea to it. Take a college student, strip them of their identity and see what they have to say."

Originally set up to entertain procrastinating students at Butler Library, the website soon spread to other universities. After Columbia asked Pappas to stop using its crown logo due to the controversial language that often appeared on the site, Pappas used it as an opportunity to transform what had become a growing "Boredat" empire. (In March of 2013, Dartmouth did the same thing.)

There are now boredat pages for various different schools, the most active other than Columbia and Dartmouth being Carleton College's iteration . There is also a "Global Board", where students from different schools can troll each other about which one of their institutions of higher learning is objectively better than the other.

Boredat is a registered LLC in the state of California.

Demographic analysis

Under b@b's old system, anyone accessing the site from a Columbia I.P. address could post comments anonymously. The system has since been revamped to include email verification so that troublesome users can receive Jae's banhammer. Your account and email are never actually linked, or so Jae claims (just like the NSA aren't creating an archive of all those dick pics you snapchatted.) There seem to have been cases in the past on the Dartmouth board, where police investigations were involved, that forced Jae's hand, but for the most part, anonymity has been preserved.

Since then there have been hundreds of pseudonymous personalities and users over the years and on the order of about 50-100 unique user log ins on a given day.

• Many B@B visitors happen to be fucking idiots. And some aren't fucking idiots. They're just idiots themselves. Just good old, plain jane idiots. Damn straight.

• Many B@B visitors happen to be pretending to be fucking idiots for #thelongtrell , but they're probably actually not self aware enough to realize that pretending to be dumber than you are for the lulz is still pretty damn dumb.

• Some large segment of B@B visitors are Columbia gay men, looking to hook up with each other in the stacks or equally sketchy areas. It seems that at least more than a few gay students have found temporary love thanks to the anonymous message board.

• Conversely, straight hook ups never happen on b@b.

• Since the b@b revamp there have been cases of b@b personalities dating, and the board has developed its own mythology of cliques and gossip.

• As in all chat rooms, most of the "women" are men. And a few of the femanons are pretending to be men to avoid unwarranted attention.

• Campus media, like members of Spec and Bwog, frequently lurk b@b for the gossip and campus media discussion.

Frequent discussions

• Words like "fuck," "dick," "pussy," and oddly enough "shaving"
• Barnard jokes
• Barnard girls are ugly/fat/lesbians vs. Columbia girls are ugly/fat/lesbians
• GS students (they're old, they smell, and they're annoying)
• Midterms (midterms are a bitch; I don't want to study for midterms; I'm going to fail all of my midterms)
• What's the average GPA?
• Is my GPA high or low? (answer: anything below a 4.2 makes you a failure at life)
• Manhattanville (Should Columbia buy all of Harlem and build a huge student center + park + new dorms there?)
• specsucks
• copypasta
• actual student concerns about privilege and social justice.
• people trolling shitlibs.
• linking to things on campus media/discussing spec op eds.
• frats are stupid
• I have no life! / You have no life!
• I'm fucked! / You're fucked!
• I hate my life! (there's a good chance I'll jump under a moving car next week)/What's the best way to kill yourself? There have been cases of students on b@b literally talking other students off the ledge, so it has served a similar function to a less qualified version of nightline. Since the introduction of personalities, after the reboot, the community has often been very supportive in such cases.
• How do I get laid?
• Should I ask the girl opposite from me out?
• Talking to girls (has anyone tried yet?)
• Who wants to have sex in the stacks (answer: nobody, ever)
• Relationship advice (why do you guys always go for the boobs first?)
• Should I shave? How?

• Should I trim? Oh shit I accidentally cut off my balls!

Some History

• On December 2009, the entire Boredat Empire was shut down. In an open letter, Pappas explained that a recent slew of racist and homophobic comments pushed the content on the website beyond tolerable. Pappas hinted that he would like to "build" the empire again with the help of coders from various Ivy League schools, and that the shutdown was "temporary", he offered no guarantees.

• Boredat went back online January 3, 2009.

• In the 2013-2013 academic year, Boredat returned, with a new feature—personalities, or pseudonyms, as well as required email registration. The site gained a devoted core of 20 or so personalities, plus anonymous users. It stayed popular at Dartmouth. A global board was also introduced, including boards at other schools like Carleton College.

• Another feature that was introduced were the existence of granting some trusted users moderator privileges, so that egregious posts could be put up for a vote for removal amongst the mods. If a post is put up for a vote, three affirmative votes can save it or remove it. Moderator status is a closely guarded secret LIKE THAT FIGHT CLUB RULE LOL.

• As people graduate and new students enter Columbia, the core group of personalities continues to rotate. New power users emerge, and the board culture continues to evolve and shift.

External links

• Bored@Butler
• The New Yorker, "The New Bathroom Wall"
• The Blue and White on the new b@b
• The Dartmouth, "Bored at Baker lets students opine on anything, anon."
• U.S.News, "Tired of Writing Stupid Papers? Post Something Stupid to a Website..."
• Daily Pennsylvanian, How BoredatVanPelt Are You?
• Harvard Crimson, "He Was Pretty Bored, Too"
• Daily Pennsylvanian, "Sex in the stacks? Message site attracts the distracted"
• Daily Princetonian, "Students alleviate boredom on blog"
• Harvard Crimson, "Bored at Lamont"
• Yale Herald, "Around the Ivies"
• Cornell Daily Sun, "Blog Fights Library Boredom"
• IvyGateBlog.com, "Students United by Internet, Soul-Crippling Boredom"
• The New York Observer, "Ivy League Logs"
• A history of b@b, on the site's devblog