Literature Humanities
Sing, Muse.
It's all about Kleos, duh.
Lit Hum I Lite
- Achilles is a whiny momma's Boy
- Odysseus has crazy sex appeal
- Herodotus makes stuff up
- Thucydidies likes to think he's a real historian. Makes up quotes.
- Oedipus loved his Mother.
- Clytemnestra is a stone cold bitch
- Medea is a psycho femi-nazi
- The greeks had sex with little boys. And Socrates makes stuff up.
- The old testament God is schizophrenic
- It sucks to be Job
Lit Hum II Lite
- Not only did Virgil plagiarize the whole thing, Aeneas is the pussiest hero in all of literature to boot
- Babies are evil!
- Which circle of hell will your i-banker and lawyer parents go to?
- Ten people had an orgy in the countryside.
- Find out all about my medieval eating and shitting schedule.
- It's not just King Lear who's fucked up. or Hamlet is deep down just a poor emo kid.
- Don Quixote's fucked up too.
- A woman's place is in marriage (and in the kitchen). Don't elope.
- Murderer!
- Time passes. There's a window. More time passes. There's a painting. More time passes. Welcome to the boring world of modernist garbage.
