Barnard jokes
Barnard Jokes are an intitution at Columbia. The CUMB is often a source for these jokes, usually the most vulgar and risque of them. This despite reasonably high Barnard representation in the band. It's just part of Columbia life. Jokes are also kept alive by frshmen who feel the need to revel in feelings of superiority over someone. They usually just need to get over themselves.
Jokes
- By and large, Barnard girls are Bi and Large.
- Why did the Columbia student cross the street?
- To get a blow job.
- Why did the Barnard student cross the street?
- To get an education.
- Barnard to Bed, Columbia to Wed
