Princeton University

Princeton University is the Anti-Columbia. Think of it as th Ivy League Anti-Christ. They stand for eveything we hate. New Jersey (There's a reason we call Princeton the deoderant in the arm-pit of America). Open Space. A strong emphasis on undergraduate education. And they graduated Aaron Burr, who was so upset at the inferior quality of his education that he killed Alexander Hamilton in a jealous fit of rage.

• Elitist Eating clubs
• WASPy pedigrees
• Suburban indolence
• Country-club air

Playwright Tony Kushner ridiculed Princeton during his 2004 Class Day address. Admittedly, that's not exactly very hard to do.