Princeton University
Princeton University is the Anti-Columbia. Think of it as the Ivy League Anti-Christ. They stand for eveything we hate:
- New Jersey (There's a reason we call Princeton the deoderant in the arm-pit of America).
- Open Space.
- A strong emphasis on undergraduate education.
- Elitist Eating clubs
- WASPy pedigrees
- Suburban indolence
- Country-club air
And they graduated Aaron Burr, who was so upset at the inferior quality of his education that he killed Alexander Hamilton in a jealous fit of rage.
Playwright Tony Kushner ridiculed Princeton during his 2004 Class Day address. Admittedly, that's not exactly very hard to do.
