Andrew Smyth
Andrew Smyth (pronounced sm-EYE-th) is a professor in the Civil Engineering department. His most notable class is "Dynamics and Vibrations", where he "teaches" his students the fundamentals of springs and dynamic movement and other physics stuff. His office hours are not for the weak of heart- his expertise sometimes exudes in the form of arrogance.
He is also popularly known as one of the two "cover models" of Columbia Engineering, along with Shiho Kawashima, who graced the "Forbes 30 Under 30" list in 2015. Lucky students can catch a glimpse of him around the Carleton Lab.