Donald Trump

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Donald Trump is a real estate developer with an unusual animal growing on his head. He claims to be worth billions, but others claim he is only counting assets and has forgotten his liabilities. From time to time he goes bankrupt.

Trump does not like Columbia... and we don't like him.

He called Prezbo a "moron" after Bollinger decided to buy Manhattanville instead of his property.[1] Later, he called former B&W and Bwog editor—and current Vanity Fair blogger—Juli Weiner a "bad writer" because she wrote an article critical of him.[2]

In both cases, Trump was dead wrong; Prezbo is anything but a moron and Juli is considered by many to be the greatest writer Bwog has ever had. So it's probably best if we just ignore everything Trump has to say. Plus, he went to Penn.

Improbably, he became President of the United States at one point, in what feels like a hallucination, and did stuff like nominate the founder of The Fed to the Supreme Court. He may somehow become president again.

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