User:Kloppblitzery

Bred, born and raised in Seoul, South Korea, I have entered this world on the morning of 11th of Feb, 2000. I will be exiting this world on the 22nd of October, 2072. Our family moved to Australia when I was nine- having already spent some time in the UK, I didn't find the transition particularly challenging, though I wasn't particularly welcomed in by my community of mostly upper-class Anglo-Saxon Australians.

The conditions of my British/Australian upbringing have resulted in me to become the sort of person that is unable take a compliment without clamming up, someone who says "sorry" out of habit and who is exceedingly good at repressing emotional traumas. My worst nightmare is having to decide on behalf of my friends what we are going to eat on a night out. The mere possibility of disappointing someone else petrifies me on a daily basis, which is probably why I did so well in high-school.

My two biggest accomplishments during the 20 short years I have wasted on this earth include appearing on television exactly three times (all for different reasons), and seeing Eddie Redmayne who sat across from me at a cafe in Hell's Kitchen.

I am currently a Staff Writer at Bwog, and I am joining Quarto Magazine as a Staff Editor this Fall. I also do illustrations for other publications, and occasionally post cartoons on my second IG account.